Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Top 100 Best Songs of the 1990s: Part 4 (70-61)

Here it is, now; let it entertain you!

70. "Song 2" - Blur

I genuinely hate putting "Song 2" as the only Blur song on this list, as it is the song least indicative of their overall style and place in the Britpop canon. It's not Blur's best song ("The Universal" or "For Tomorrow"), the most culturally transformative ("Girls and Boys") or even my favorite Blur song ("This Is a Low"). However, I must ask myself what Blur song had the largest impact on the soundscape of the 90s. While "Girls and Boys" might have been one of the defining songs of Britpop for the British charts, "Song 2" was the song that announced the power of British pop wit to the rest of the world. Blur's biggest international hit, "Song 2" is the greatest satire of grunge of the 90s and the greatest piece of musical satire the decade had to offer.

As wonderful a genre as grunge is (as I shall elaborate upon later in the list), its sheer omnipresence throughout the 90s was undoubtedly tiring. Even worse, the genre, as with most others, became chock-full of posers emulating the dark sounds of grunge while understanding nothing of the genre's themes or origins. Some of the weaker late grunge groups - Bush, Puddle of Mudd, and the Exies, to name a few - would go on to pioneer the musical wasteland that is post-grunge: the most musically stagnant genre in contemporary music history. We would not have had the horrors Nickelback, Creed, or 3 Doors Down without the faux-grunge bands of the late 90s. Thus, it fell to Blur, a Britpop band not associated with grunge in any way, to utterly belittle the stagnancy of American rock in "Song 2," a song in which all of false grunge is distilled into two syllables: "woo hoo."

What's great about "Song 2" is the depth of Blur's understanding of grunge. Consider the opening guitar riff, a clear parody of Nirvana's overplayed "Smells Like Teen Spirit." The reason "Smells Like Teen Spirit" resonates with so many is not the lyrics, the general aesthetic, or the music itself. Rather, it's the sense of urgency that emerges when Cobain shifts from a clean guitar tone to a distorted one. "Song 2" not only captures this sense of urgency better, what with its alteration between on-beat strums and syncopated strums, but it goes even further. Graham Coxon's main guitar line keeps a steady overtone of Ab, a tone that's somewhat grating on the ear due to its constant repetition and occasional dissonance with the rest of the chords. Yet the pitch ultimately centers the listener's attention, revealing just how monotonous grunge at its worst can be. All the while, the lyrics are utterly inconsequential, making slight nods to the "never mind" attitude that permeated grunge through the incorporation of small talk: "pleased to meet 'cha" et. al.

But, in spite of this biting criticism, "Song 2" manages to retain a level of extreme fun absent from most grunge. The percussion line effectively uses every drum on the kit during the verses before transitioning into a full-blown Keith Moon inspired blowout in the chorus. The snidely vocals of Damon Albarn are oddly seductive, in spite of their crudeness; in essence, Albarn invented and perfected Ke$ha's schtick before she even started to ruin music in the 2010s. The tempo is perfect for head banging, and one can't come up with a more delightfully stupid chorus than "woo hoo!"

While it's to Blur's disadvantage that "Song 2" has managed to overshadow the rest of their excellent catalogue in the popular conscience, "Song 2" is a spectacular song in its own right. Blur remembers when rock and roll could be all fun and games while reminding audiences just what they liked about the grunge aesthetic. "Song 2" is the perfect marriage of musical tone and lyrical tone to produce one of the most liberating songs of the decade. A standout track from a standout band.

69. "Under the Bridge" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Red Hot Chili Peppers: you love 'em or you hate 'em. Unless you happen to be me, who honestly doesn't care about this band enough to either love them or hate them. Let's look at the bad. I think the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "influence" and "uniqueness" is practically non-existent, namely because Mother's Finest and Gang of Four beat them to the funk-rock punch and Faith No More wrote a better funk-rap song than the Red Hot Chili Peppers ever did with 1989's "Epic." I think Anthony Kiedis is a mediocre lyricist and an even worse singer. None of their albums are particularly cohesive or compelling, and their over-sexed image far overstates the appeal of their actual music. Now, the good. Flea is one of the best bassists rock has ever seen. John Frusciante is an incredibly underrated guitarist and musician. While no single one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' songs is the best funk rock has to offer, as a whole, they offer a more consistently good output than most of their contemporaries.   And "Under the Bridge" is one of the best songs of the 90s.

Yes, "Under the Bridge" is an overplayed staple of alternative rock radio. Yes, "Under the Bridge" contains the grammatically inept lyric: "And she kisses me windy." However, what "Under the Bridge" lacks in raw poetry, it makes up for in pure pathos. Prior to "Under the Bridge," the Red Hot Chili Peppers showed hardly any songwriting or emotional range. Most of their songs were about sex and nothing more. "Under the Bridge," however, tells a very different story. At first glance, "Under the Bridge" seems to be a simple ode to the narrator's home of Los Angeles, the city that is able to speak to him when he is without human companionship. However, this narrative soon spins on its head when the chorus kicks in, revealing that, for all his love of the city, the narrator is "under the bridge" shooting up heroin. The only comfort his city truly provides is chemical dependency.

The entire song hinges on the success of this volta, and the musical elements line up accordingly. John Frusciante's fantastic guitar grounds the entire song, using a mix of single picking and broad strums to create a very natural melodic line. Though simple to play on paper, the guitar part belies the complexity of Frusciante's tone; so much as the slightest bend of the strings can distort the sound beyond recognition. As the lyrics turn, however, Frusciante boosts the distortion and infuses a dash of psychedelia to enhance the "druggy" aesthetic. Chad Smith's drumming gets all the more vicious, resounding with crashing timpanis, all while Flea's threatening bass looms in the back. A heavenly choir emerges, as if judging the hapless narrator for his foolishness. The entire song supports the lyrics.

"Under the Bridge" combines intense musicality - Frusciante's guitar being the standout instrument - with a compelling story to produce one of the finest alternative rock songs of the decade. Being such a radical departure from the Red Hot Chili Peppers' signature sound, it's no wonder critics and rock fans alike gave it so much attention. No other rock band has made the transition to rock ballads this effortless; indeed, when Faith No More did so, they wrote ballads in a wholly mocking tone. Red Hot Chili Peppers simply let the music take them where they needed to go, and they became rock superstars. While none of their follow-ups ever came close to the brilliance of "Under the Bridge," the original hit remains a standout of 90s alt rock radio. It's a classic for a reason.

68. "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" - En Vogue

Songs about revenge fantasies are always interesting; they end up revealing quite a bit more about the performer than the target of the performer's anger. Near inevitably, the target was a cheater, a liar, or something else of a stereotypical nature. The singer, however, can often end up looking deranged in his/her response. Lily Allen's "Smile" has a clearly sadistic narrator, while Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" has a narrator who is outright psychotic. But I think my favorite revenge fantasy song is En Vogue's "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" - in which a girl gathers all of her best friends and tells off her man to his face in public. New jack swing never sounded so cold.

En Vogue is one of the best studio-created groups of the 90s. Formed essentially by committee, En Vogue was an attempt by Denzil Foster and Thomas McElroy - two then-popular producers who have since fallen out of critical favor - to recapture the magic of the Phil Spector-produced girl groups of the 1960s. Unfortunately, the image of En Vogue was alarmingly sexist, what with the girls being chosen for looks as well as singing ability; the 90s were unable to move past the moral quandaries of the 60s. However, En Vogue's musical skill is undeniable. The vocals on all their songs click, and nowhere do they sound better than on "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)." Dawn Robinson in particular shows off an impressive range, using her mezzo range to put any naysayers of En Vogue's aesthetic to shame. The harmonies are crisp and trim, using the minor third to simultaneously add sexual allure and biting cynicism.

More impressive still is the implicit story in "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)." Lead singer Maxine Jones relates a narrative similar to Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive," recalling how her man disgraced her and then came crawling back. Then, in the middle of the verse, Dawn Robinson, playing the role of the concerned best friend, roars in with aggressive insults directed at the man's moral worth. Yet at no point does the song turn into simple man-shaming: En Vogue suggests, "maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect." However, as far as Maxine is concerned, this bridge has been broken. It's a complete break-up put into the best possible narrative terms.

The musical elements of "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" are crisp and on-point. The sample of James Brown's classic "The Payback" creates a monstrous beat, emphasized by sharp synth stabs and a varied percussion section. No other new jack swing song ever incorporated flute so well as "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)," and no pop song since has understood the flute's value to the same extent. My personal favorite element of the musical structure, though, is the boogie boogie breakdown at the end of the bridge: for a brief moment, En Vogue completely captures the spirit of the Andrews Sisters and delivers some of the best close harmony of the decade. It's a nice little throwback that creates a great conversation between musical eras.

"My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" might not have been the absolute best R&B single of the 90s, but it's certainly one of the most memorable. The lyrics are quite strong; the singing is excellent, the production is superb. The combination of all the elements snaps into an infectious pop hit that can get stuck in one's head for hours. However, it's the kind of catchy tune one wants stuck in one's head. It's the only revenge fantasy in music I'd like to replay over and over again.

67. "I Ain't Mad at Cha" - 2pac

2pac is one of only four artists on this list to have more than one song in the top 100. This isn't to say 2pac was necessarily the best rapper of the 90s, but he was the rapper who had the most range. Em cees to this day praise the intricate rhythms of Tupac's raps, raps that few modern day em cees can replicate. 2pac had everything: speed, flow, cadence, character, musicianship. Even more important, Tupac had a very dynamic emotional range, shifting from the party-loving 2pac of "I Get Around" to the angry-as-hell 2pac of "Hit 'Em Up" to the heartbreaking 2pac of "Dear Mama" and "Brenda's Got a Baby." "I Ain't Mad at Cha" falls into this third category. Granted, it is more of a favorite than a definitive "best 2pac song"; however, I do think the musical elements of "I Ain't Mad at Cha" are sharper than those on most of 2pac's other great personal tracks. It's a poignant track with spectacular production and, most important, spectacular rapping.

Each verse of "I Ain't Mad at Cha" tells a different story, with 2pac relating the story from three separate points in his life. In the first verse, 2pac takes on the character of a gangster speaking to a friend who has "gone legitimate." The entire verse has a tone of arrogance and naiveté: when 2pac declares, "Oh, you a Muslim now? No more dope game?,"it's practically a challenge to his friend. While he asserts that "he ain't mad" at his friend for leaving him alone in the game, there's a tone of disappointment, as if hustling will no longer have its fun now that his friend is avoiding it. There's a feeling of petulance and ignorance, as if 2pac is an upstart gangster who doesn't understand the true penalties of the life he's leading.

Transition to the second verse, and things change dramatically. This time, the verse is addressed to a girl with whom 2pac has fallen in love. The "game" has caught up to 2pac, and he's going to jail for his crimes. The chief sentiment is regret, as 2pac "reminisce[s] on all the times [they] shared" in the past. Oddly enough, the rage in this verse seems to be directed towards 2pac himself, as he realizes that he needs jail to teach him the harsh realities of street life. Though he made a mistake in the past, his punishment is serving its purpose. Thus, when he gets free, he can be the proper source of emotional support that any good partner should be. The third verse reveals this actualized 2pac, now a dominant rapper who has turned his back on the life of crime. Thus, when people accuse him of lacking street cred, he merely shrugs off the insult, having learned "the hard way." He cannot be mad at his former friends, as they have yet to learn the cruelties of the world.

"I Aint Mad at Cha" is also a masterpiece of flow and delivery. 2pac might not have had as strong a flow as his chief rival, the Notorious B.I.G., but he's still in the top tier of rhythmic rappers. From verse to verse, 2pac alters his style, adding in syncopations and quadrupling his meter. Each of his inflections pops, and his diction is spectacular. The echoes emphasize just the right words, almost in the fashion of rap pioneers Run-DMC. Unlike Run-DMC, 2pac uses a very somber tone, but he never lets his melancholy overwhelm his raw technique.

The beat: spectacular. Daz Dillinger, the same man who produced the no. 80 entry, "Gin and Juice," outdoes himself again with a sample of DeBarge's "Stay with Me." While the original song is one of the worst songs ever to come out of Motown during the 1980s, the new beat is a neo-soul-inspired classic that echoes "I Ain't Mad at Cha"'s lyrical themes of reflection and temporality. Just as important is the vocal contribution of soul singer Danny Boy, whose riffs and chorus hearken back to the soul classics of the early 1970s. It's a lush production that only enhances 2pac's raps.

2pac's legacy is unimpeachable. "I Ain't Mad at Cha" isn't even his most beloved hit song, though it certainly has the right to be. We'll have to wait and see what other rap classic made the list.

66. "Goddess on a Hiway" - Mercury Rev

There are no songs by the Flaming Lips on the list. Though their album, The Soft Bulletin, is often considered one of the best of the decade, I'm not a fan in the slightest. The whole album sounds too alien for me to enjoy, with harsh saw synthesizers that grate on the ear. Plus, Mercury Rev outclassed the Flaming Lips in pretty much every category. Songwriting, production, album quality, innovation: heck, Mercury Rev's landmark albums, Yerself is Steam and Deserter's Songs, both preceded The Soft Bulletin! "Holes" is already the honorable 101st entry on this list. And "Goddess on a Hiway" is a better song than anything the Flaming Lips have ever released.

"Goddess on a Hiway" is fairly repetitive, with the verses and chorus being composed of two lines each. The song's central lyrical conceit is the similarity between the word, "goddess," and the phrase "got us." It's not as lyrically brilliant as 2pac's rhymes on "I Ain't Mad at Cha" but it's certainly effective in context. As I interpret the song, the narrator introduces his girl to the freedom of the open road, in a somewhat similar fashion to Bruce Springsteen in "Born to Run." Once there, the girl embraces the spirit of freedom and actualizes her potential as an autonomous spirit. By the end of the journey, the third verse, the narrator comes to see his beloved as a being fully realized, a "goddess on a highway."

The real kicker, though, of "Goddess on a Hiway" is the music. "Goddess on a Hiway" is very much a departure from most of the other tracks on Deserter's Songs, as it does not rely on the ethereal strings and synthesizers of "Holes" and "Opus 40" to provide musical spirit. Rather, it turns to standard piano, bass, and guitar: the standard instruments for any good rock band. The bass line in particular is slick, almost sexually suggestive in its lumbering beat. The piano progression reminds me very much of Aerosmith's "Dream On" - always a plus in my book, seeing as "Dream On" is one of my absolute favorite songs. Dave Fridmann does a subtle job on the drums, emphasizing the hi-hat so to make the chorus that much more effective.

And what a chorus it is.

"Goddess on a Hiway" is in the key of F#m. The chorus is in the key of A, the III of the original key. This in itself is somewhat unorthodox; most pop songs with a modulation simply use the V of the original key. Making things even more interesting, "Goddess on a Hiway" transitions to the IV/III, AKA the VI chord of the original key. This shift into major hits with an explosive force, producing a huge adrenaline rush in the listener. Meanwhile, mandolin strings in the background of the chorus add brief suspensions towards the end of each phrase, continuing the song's forward momentum. The musical structure of the song pushes the audience towards the inevitable shift back into the F#m key. It's an immaculately executed volta that few 90s pop songs can match.

One of the finest 90s pop songs that never actually charted, "Goddess on a Hiway" is a piece of spectacular dream-pop that never got its due. It didn't even chart, despite having the excellent instrumentation and musical chops. Even worse, few indie publications gave it the attention it deserved. Sure, New Musical Express called Deserter's Songs the album of the year and later recognized "Goddess on a Hiway" as one of the 150 best songs of the past 15 years in 2011. However, it was the only publication to even mention this song. No one else - Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, Beats Per Minute, Treble - even brought up the song in their evaluations of the best songs of the 90s. It's an oversight I am not willing to make. Mercury Rev, this is a classic song that deserves to endure.

As for the misspelling of the word "highway" in the title... I have no idea...

65. "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" - Public Enemy

Public Enemy is the greatest rap band, greatest rap artist, greatest rap thing ever, and I will hear no argument to the contrary. Public Enemy fused the hard-hitting sounds of Run-DMC with the flow of Rakim with the cultural commentary of Melle Mel. They not only predated N.W.A. but also surpassed them on every level - lyrical dexterity, sonic innovation, album quality, studio output, flow, and energy. I ask: where is their movie? It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back is undoubtedly the finest rap record ever made, and it will probably never be surpassed. What's more: 1990's Fear of a Black Planet has a good claim on the number two spot. And Fear of A Black Planet's first track, "Brothers Gonna Work It Out," is as good an album opener as any rap group has ever written.

Terminator X, Public Enemy's DJ extraordinaire, and the Bomb Squad, rap's greatest production team, start off "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" with a beat on par with other legendary Public Enemy tunes like "Bring the Noise," "Rebel Without a Pause," and "Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos." Starting off with some brutal record scratches from Terminator X, the Bomb Squad layers in the synthesizer of Melvin Bliss's "Synthetic Substitution," the percussion of James Brown's "Get Up, Get Into It, Get Involved," the bass of George Clinton's "Atomic Dog," and the guitar solo from Prince's "Let's Go Crazy" to create one of their most intricate beats. As is the case most great rap songs, the beat works to bring various eras of African-American music into harmony with one another. Even better, "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" quotes from Public Enemy's own songs, including the classics "Rebel Without a Pause," "Don't Believe the Hype" and "Bring the Noise" - the three best dance tracks on It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back. It's a beat that never fails to pump up the listener, priming the listener for Chuck D's spectacular rhymes.

As with most Public Enemy songs, "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" centers around Public Enemy's Afrocentric philosophy. Chuck D spits out his rhymes with a vitriol unmatchable in hip-hop, using each verse to set up the next. The first verse functions mostly to hype up the audience; of course, Flavor Flav's additions make the bars that much more energetic. In the second, Chuck D dares black youths to take up their rightful roles in society. My personal favorite line in the whole track is "Histories shouldn't be a mystery/Our story's real history/Not his story." It's a powerful indictment of Winston Churchill's quote that "history is written by the victors." In three brief lines, Public Enemy gives a defiant rebuttal: the black man will not sit back and let those who have previously enjoyed cultural dominance to trample upon their culture. They will not let traditional Western narratives trump their own equally valuable stories. But, even after a line this good, Chuck D never relents, flipping quotes from Martin Luther King Jr. to Abraham Lincoln. "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" is a tour de force of political rap.

Equally important to note is "Brothers Gonna Work It Out"'s function on its album. The true start of Fear of a Black Planet, "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" establishes a sense of inevitability. In a manner similar to Marx's Communist Manifesto, "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" boldly claims that the black revolution it speaks of is inevitable. Even if Public Enemy's song goes unheard in its own time, in political hindsight, it will be seen as a masterpiece. Then, consider the final track on the album: "Fight the Power." While "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" speaks to the future, "Fight the Power" speaks to the present. It is the call to arms that "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" says will happen. In essence, "Fight the Power" shows that the present is the living future itself, and the revolution must be ongoing.

(For the record, had it not been first released as a single in 1989, "Fight the Power" would have been the Public Enemy song on this list. Furthermore, it would have been number one on this list.)

Though "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" isn't as good as most of the tracks on It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back or the disqualified "Fight the Power," it's still a landmark hip-hop track. It's just another instance of Public Enemy being the best rap act in history, and it's one killer song for any listener to appreciate. If, for some reason, you haven't had the opportunity to enjoy this band's lyrical and musical majesty, buy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back or Fear of A Black Planet right now. If you're short on cash, just listen to "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" to hear just how much you are missing.

64. "Mr. Krinkle" - Primus

One of my favorite musicians from any era is Frank Zappa, rock's most literate composer and most accomplished satirist. He made avant-garde music approachable, witty, virtuosic, and hilarious. The man was so accomplished a composer that he was one of four composers to headline the 1992 Frankfurt Music Festival, right up there with 20th century classical giants Karlheinz Stockhausen and John Cage. Zappa died in 1993, leaving behind a massive legacy of spectacular albums from the poppy, the virtuosic, to the outright absurd. With his death, though, the question was: who would be the new champion of absurd rock? While Zappa's contemporary, Don Van Vliet AKA Captain Beefheart, had some claim to the throne, a newer band snatched the title right out from under him: Primus.

Primus perfectly captured Zappa's virtuosity - what with Les Claypool being one of the best bassists to ever live - and his biting sense of humor. Primus contented themselves to sing songs about utterly stupid subject matter, subverting classic rock and roll's conventions by enhancing the musical dialogue while completely draining away the lyrical dialogue. Seriously, the band wrote a song called "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" in which the beaver of the song isn't a double entendre, but an actual pet aquatic rodent. But their crowning achievement, in my eyes, is 1993's "Mr. Krinkle," one of the darkest songs in Primus's entire catalogue. Pretty much anything on the Pork Soda album is black humor gold, but "Mr. Krinkle" has an edge no other Primus song can match.

"Mr. Krinkle" starts the absurdity from the very first note; Claypool isn't playing an electric bass, but an upright bass. That being said, he plays the upright bass in a complete rock fashion, practically chopping at the strings as if with an axe.  Larry LaLonde's dissonant guitar solo incorporates an intentionally uncomfortable melody, just memorable enough to leave an impression but just grating enough to put the listener off-kilter. Tim Alexander's drums build and ebb in a fashion intended to terrify the listener, with each fill coming as a shock; the only steady part of the percussion is an ominous pedal. However, amidst this musical chaos, the bass riff is steady and imposing. As the bow tears across the strings, the listener is forcefully dragged into the speakers.

While most Primus lyrics are straight-foward satire, "Mr. Krinkle" seems to have higher aspirations. Here's my interpretation. Mr. Krinkle, as suggested by his auditory-evocative name, is an elderly man who has observed a tremendous amount of change over the course of his lifetime. Now, in the waning years of his life, the last few vestiges of his life are ebbing away. The hometown sports team he loves to watch moves away. The boating industry that has kept his town's economy afloat goes under. The music he loved hearing on the radio has been replaced by a New Wave fusion of Hendrix, James Brown, and Cher. Now, as he watches everything he cherished fall to pieces, he hears a taunting voice in his head, asking the incessant question "why." Based on Les Claypool's sinister vocal, I assume this voice is either demonic or schizophrenic, taunting Krinkle with the inevitability of his own death.

Also, I cannot discuss "Mr. Krinkle" without discussing its music video, one of the most intricately choreographed and executed pieces of surrealism in MTV history. It's a morbid circus shot from an angle, fit with Siamese twins jump-roping, clowns sword fighting, a man in a metal mask on a unicycle, a hot dog salesman, a man performing the hat-switching routine from Waiting for Godot, a man whipping another guy while being carried on a litter, a woman riding a frozen tank of fish, sun and moon deities, all topped off by Les Claypool wearing a pig mask and shaking his behind into the camera. Oddly enough, though, the video fits the music perfectly. Larry LaLonde's main riff suggests the animated spirit of the circus, while Claypool's bass suggests the morbidity of the act. Framing these themes of theatrics around the previous lyrical interpretation, it appears as if Primus is maliciously mocking this character's suffering, acting as living representations of his growing insanity.

Few songs in existence are truly evil in every element of their execution. "Mr. Krinkle" is one of these rare few songs, fitting in the pantheon of Howlin' Wolf's "Back Door Man" and Suicide's "Frankie Teardrop." It's a delightfully morbid tale that uses Primus's special absurdity to make it work. It's a musical experience that pulls us right down the rabbit hole into a wonderland of psychosis.

63. "Ready or Not" - The Fugees

In 1997, Celine Dion won the Grammy Award for Best Album for Falling into You, quite possibly the worst record nominated that year. Three landmark alternative albums were nominated that same year, and all of them deserved the award more than Dion. While I enjoy both Beck's Odelay and the Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, I would have chosen the Fugees' The Score, a masterful collection of hip-hop re-imaginings of classic 70s soul songs. The break-out hit from the album was "Killing Me Softly," a fairly straight cover of Roberta Flack's immaculate "Killing Me Softly with His Song." It's a good cover, but it's not extraordinary. The most critically respected song nowadays seems to be "Fu-gee-la," often considered the most definitive expression of the Fugees' lyrical prowess. In my opinion, though, the strongest track is the third track and final single, "Ready or Not."

Suggestion: listen to "Ready or Not" while wearing headphones. The opening wave of synthesizers passes from one ear to the next, practically bathing the listener in sound. When Lauryn Hill makes her entrance, however, she comes from both sides: studio magic at its finest. This small detail reveals the extent of the Fugees' craftsmanship: few artists since the Beatles and Black Sabbath really took care to notice what sound goes in what ear. The song's production has a very clear artistic intention, and it's that much more effective when one hears the amount of effort put into the track. When the drums enter the track later on, the snare snaps with a decisive groove, using the syncopated beat of the bass drum to emphasize the third beat of the bar.

As with most of the Fugees' songs, "Ready or Not" is framed around a cover of a classic soul song. The subject: the Delfonics' 1968 hit "Ready or Not Here I Come (Can't Hide from Love)." It's far from the zenith of the genre; the Delfonics themselves had multiple superior hits. If one factor weighs the track down, it's the excess of harmony. With multiple layers of doubled vocals and a lush strings orchestration, the somewhat threatening tone of the lyrics ends up subdued and less effective. Compare that to Lauryn Hill's version. With a mere minor-third harmony, she ends up evoking far more emotion and intention than the original song: it's just a sharper performance.

And let's not forget the rapping itself. Wyclef Jean, Lauryn Hill, and Pras all have strong verses, each showcasing their signature flow and subject matter. Wyclef discusses his life at the top of a criminal empire, using the chorus to present himself as a threatening figure; his laid-back flow suggests the ease at which he could kill his critics. Lauryn's verse takes a different approach, asserting her presence as a female rapper in a male-dominated genre. In fact, throughout the entire verse, she manages to rhyme all the words within a simple ABCD framework. Not all of her rhymes are spectacular, certainly, but her confidence is clear. Pras's verse is the worst on the track, as is typical, but even he brings something new to the table. His verse shows how the chorus applies to poorly-treated refugees, searching for some resting place from the law. In each case, the Fugees use the chorus to ground their verses. It's a fairly uncommon structure for a rap song, and it works exceedingly well.

The Fugees' music has continued to age spectacularly. In the midst of 1996, an otherwise fairly standard year, The Score managed to bring something new to hip-hop. "Ready or Not" is a breath of fresh air, revitalizing a 60s classic and turning it into a dark but thoroughly entertaining hip hop tune. It's an under-appreciated song that will likely be remembered as the Fugees' finest tune in twenty or so years. I just hope I can help more people appreciate it in the present.

Also, it's US President Barack Obama's favorite song. Beat that.

62. "Waterfalls" - TLC

Seriously, there are people who hate "Waterfalls?" What?

I find it difficult to take any criticism of "Waterfalls" very seriously. Most of the criticism centers on the song's taking some lyrical motifs from Paul McCartney's underrated 80s love song, "Waterfalls." It's a pretty tender tune, and I would recommend taking a listen. However, the lyrics are admittedly scattershot and random (seriously, what's the deal with "chasing polar bears"?). TLC's song actually imbues McCartney's arbitrary metaphors with true meaning while also having far superior production, melody, social significance, and soul. It's a song so good as to become the second most popular song of 1995, beaten only by a song that will be featured later on the list. "Waterfalls" did not rely on gimmicks or marketing manipulation to get popular; it is simply one of the best written pop songs of the decade, an undeniably good track that made its way to the top of the charts.

The strongest element of "Waterfalls" is the masterful production from hip-hop producers Organized Noize. I personally love the use of the drum machine to tap out sixteenth-note triplets in order to produce the sound effect of water dripping from a tap in an urban neighborhood. The guitar chords too are aqueous, using the "wah-wah" to expert effect. The muted trumpets and other horns channel the spirit of smooth jazz, particularly of the breed used on the popular children's television series, Sesame Street. Such a choice is particularly fitting: since Sesame Street generally teaches children how to stay on the straight and narrow, "Waterfalls" updates the TV classic's warning to children for adult audiences using the same musical structure.

The vocal performances are subtly brilliant in their own way. Tionne Watkins has a voice that is very much reliant upon scraping, a technique that's not considered very healthy for the voice. That being said, the vocal texture adds an edge to the lyrics. The themes of "Waterfalls" are painful, discussing the plights of urban youth on the edge. In a way, the main melody sounds as if Watkins is crying. Rozanda Thomas's backup vocals add a gentle third, allowing each vocal to decrescendo into despair at the end of each phrase. And Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes's rap is effective; some might consider her voice annoying, but I find it perfectly serviceable. There's plenty of soul to go around, combined with a strong sense of musicality. There's even some slight overtones on the chorus; that takes some skill.

"Waterfalls" is also somewhat of a rarity in 90s pop music, as its lyrics are quite conservative. Throughout the track, TLC inveigh against gang violence and unsafe sex, relating multiple stories about the fates of those caught up in such "waterfall"-like activities. The very first line of the song is poetry in and of itself: "A lonely mother gazing out of her window/staring at a son that she just can't touch." The lyrics all capture the spirit of visual story-telling. Of course, the excellent music video for "Waterfalls" brings these images to life, but the song manages to do this all on its own.  Through telling such stories,  TLC insists upon the listeners following the path of the straight and narrow, always thinking before one gets caught up in a world of sin and death. Some might call the tone patronizing, but, in the hedonistic atmosphere of most 90s R&B, this song must have been quite refreshing.

Even if the only people bought the track were conservative parents hoping to lure their children onto the right path by tempting them with R&B, "Waterfalls" would still be a great track. It has everything a good pop song should have: great production, great musicality, great lyrics. Sure, it's not the most universally likable song should one be overly steadfast in one's political views, but it's a track that shows the other side of the story. In the 1990s, popular music needed figures like TLC to show the underbelly of the social change the 70s and 80s had wrought. And TLC delivered great songs time and time again, with "Waterfalls" being their greatest cultural legacy.

61. "Here" - Pavement

Ah, Pavement: every indie rock die hard's favorite band. And, in my opinion, one of the most overrated acts of the 90s. As lyrically brilliant as Stephen Malkmus and co. are, I cannot get around the fact that their music itelf is extremely stagnant. Their lo-fi sound is practically passionless, favoring emotionally empty guitars and needless distortion. Malkmus is a genuinely bad singer, with a horrendously flat voice and the inability to use a musical phrase to his advantage. Their melodies are generally unmemorable, with no arc or tessitura of which to speak. Pavement epitomizes everything about indie rock most pop music fans and trained musicians loathe.

But "Here" is a piece of soul-bearing so scathing that even I cannot deny it a place on this list.

"Here" seems to be Pavement's self-reflection on their identity as a band. Due to their lo-fi aesthetic and lack of pop production, they could never attain the level of success of other alternative groups. Furthermore, in spite of their authenticity, few listeners came a-calling. Indeed, the only visible fan Pavement had in their initial run was Robert Christgau, the so-called "Dean of American Rock Critics," whose criticism is so haphazard and grounded in non-musical elements as to be objectively worthless. Yet "Here" halfheartedly embraces Pavement's lack of popularity in a mock-drinking anthem. Pavement seems to see their star fading just as it is coming into view, anticipating their own artistic demise on their first major album. Counter-intuitive, perhaps, but it's an effective move.

The lyrics of "Here" also present the piece as a conversational one, between Stephen Malkmus and a girl he is dating. The relationship is a tender one, in which both partners realize each others' flaws. Malkmus clearly sees his partner's poor sense of humor, yet he quickly shifts the burden onto himself with a dose of self-deprecation. A single line seems to suggest much more, an unspoken tie so strong that Malkmus would let his partner witness the collapse of his hopes and dreams. There's a trust at work in "Here," that of true love or friendship. In a sense, the song is the final shot from the film, Fight Club; perhaps this would have been a more fitting song to end the film than the Pixies' excellent "Where Is My Mind?"

As with most Pavement songs, the music itself is somewhat lackluster. The drums are particularly limp as compared to some other Pavement tracks, let alone tracks by more musically accomplished bands. The bass is also extremely repetitive. That being said, Stephen Malkmus's guitar work almost makes up for the rest of the song's musical deficiencies. During the bridge of the song, the guitar provides a beautiful descant to Malkmus's shattered vocals. The beauty of the musical line seems to suggest the companion Malkmus invokes in the lyrics. It's at once the most beautiful and fragile part of the song.

Pavement is a difficult band to discuss without dipping into pretentious Pitchfork prose, but they do have a substantial legacy in 90s music. I may not be a big fan of their music, but I have many friends who stand by the band to the bitter end. Once one's a fan, one is a fan for life. While none of their main albums appeal to me, they at least wrote one song that I think is brilliant. "Here" is a rallying cry for indie rock fans everywhere, an ode to something beautiful enduring amidst a sea of troubles. It's the ultimate set-ender in indie rock.


Friday, September 11, 2015

Top 100 Best Songs of the 1990s: Part 3 (80-71)

And now, a portion of the top hundred composed almost wholly of rap songs...

80. "Gin and Juice" - Snoop "Doggy" Dogg

If the 90s left any one concept to the cultural lexicon, it would be "cool." Cool dominated the culture, from characters such as Tyler Durden from Fight Club, Sonic the Hedgehog, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to the various advertising campaigns championing the "righteous" lifestyle. But no single figure embodied cool so much as Snoop "Doggy" Dogg, whom I shall hereafter refer to as Snoop Dogg due to the sheer number of times he has changed his name. The most iconic voice of West Coast rap, Snoop Dogg's self-assured yet relaxing flow brought tremendous success to both his rap career and his entire record label, Death Row Records. Most would cite his verse on Dr. Dre's "Nuthin' But a G Thang" as his best work, but, as I've stated previously, the track's lyricism leads a lot to be desired. (Indeed, one of Dr. Dre's verses contains one of the absolute worst lyrics in any song ever: "never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin.'") "Gin and Juice," on the other hand, is as laid back as its more famous cousin, but more than manages to hold its own.

"Gin and Juice" sees Snoop Dogg at the top of his game, at the top of the hip hop hierarchy, on merely his second single. Normally, such unabashed arrogance would count against a rapper, but Snoop's commanding flow demands respect. "Gin and Juice" has so many internal rhymes as to make most rappers blush: "bubonic chronic," day/Dr. Dre/Tanqueray,""stoppin'/poppin'/Compton." He uses the line "we don't love them hoes" to bookend the first and last verses, creating a miniature ring composition in his rap. Few other rappers have ever put so much effort into partying. Snoop's flow is self-assured and intricate, warranting one's respect.

Even better than Snoop Dogg's flow is Dr. Dre's masterful beat. While The Chronic established Dr. Dre as a legitimate solo act, his production work on others' work has always brought out his best. "Gin and Juice" samples disco titan George McCrae's "I Get Lifted" for its killer bass line. Even better is the chorus, a reinterpretation of funk band Slave's "Watching You." While the original is a pretty tame pick-up line with weak harmonies, the chorus of "Gin and Juice" is a raunchy, re-harmonized ode to materialism from Daz Dillinger and Jewell. Never has chiasmus sounded so beautifully unethical.

As deliciously funky as "Gin and Juice" is, however, it cannot ultimately overcome its sexism. The women in "Gin and Juice" are little more than wallpaper, just additions to the overall narrative for aesthetic effect. Sure, Snoop Dogg has the decency to at least name the main woman in his song (Sadie), but her character is little more than that of an object for Snoop to use. But such casual misogyny is fairly standard to hip hop music as a whole,  and I can't really fault this song entirely for its sexism. Were "Gin and Juice" to drop the "hoes" of the "money, cash, hoes" mentality, it would undoubtedly be higher on the list.

79. "Killing in the Name" - Rage Against the Machine

As I've discussed before, metal hit a point of musical stagnation in the 1990s, a stagnation especially disappointing considering metal's high point during the 80s. That decade saw Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Candlemass, and a whole host of other metal bands at their creative peaks. Come the 90s, few bands managed to keep their critical standings intact. Judas Priest jumped ship to speed metal, Iron Maiden ended up soundtracking one of the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels, Candlemass stagnated, and the Big Four thrash bands all got steadily worse. Only two new bands jumped up to fill the gap. The first, Pantera, pioneered and perfected the subgenre of groove metal; the title track to their fifth album, "Cowboys from Hell," was a strong contender for this list. However, the best metal band of this new generation was Rage Against the Machine, the only metal band in history to fuse rap and heavy metal and make the two genres sound wholly cohesive (unlike their bastardized cousins, Limp Bizkit). Their magnum opus: "Killing in the Name."

"Killing in the Name" is a rarity amongst metal songs: it's genuinely funky. Tom Morello and Tim Commerford produce one of the slickest grooves in metal history, altering from off-beat stabs to helicopter-like chops to impressive hammer-ons and pull-offs. Not one verse or chorus of "Killing in the Name"'s music is exactly the same, making each listen that much more enjoyable. Also helpful is the masterful sound production: each slam of the drums merely manages to enhance the other instruments. Last, but not least, is Tom Morello's blisteringly fast guitar solo, combining tremendous picking and tapping speed with mastery of the pedals. The entire song builds up to a final chorus of cathartic expletives, and the rush is outright intoxicating. It is impossible not to headbang to this song.

Normally, I find Zack de la Rocha's vocals somewhat distracting from Rage Against the Machine's overall sound, but they certainly pay off here. Ever the political metal singer, Rocha uses "Killing in the Name" to criticize those policemen who are secretly members of the Klu Klux Klan. His lyrics may be repetitive, but they're nonetheless poetically effective. The use of chiasmus to accent the hypocrisy of the KKK policemen in the chorus is an especially clever move, one with which lesser metal bands could not hope to keep pace.

Interestingly enough, "Killing in the Name" is a number one hit song. Normally, metal songs as violent as "Killing in the Name" never make it to the top of the charts... that is, the American pop charts. On the British pop charts, any song has a chance of making its way to number one. After five years of X-Factor winners having the Christmas week number one song under their control, the masses got fed up. Wanting anyone but Simon Cowell to be earning Christmas earnings, fans of RATM, led by DJ Jon Morter, flocked to Facebook, urging British fans to start buying the track on iTunes in bulk. The campaign succeeded, and "Killing in the Name" became the fastest selling digital download in British history. Given its tremendous funk-vibe and incredible power, it's more than worthy of this honor.

78. "Shook Ones (Part II)" - Mobb Deep

While the West Coast epitomized the "party all the time" attitudes espoused in "Gin and Juice," the East Coast delved into far more disturbing lifestyles. And rarely did East Coast hip hop songs come more violent and terrifying than Mobb Deep's "Shook Ones (Part II)," the greatest sequel in hip hop history. The original "Shook Ones" was a profanity-laden but effective murder rap that exposed Mobb Deep to the public at large. "Shook Ones (Part II)" stripped away the keyboards, the profanity, and the bounciness of the original and produced one of the most frightening songs ever written.

In the very first verse of "Shook Ones (Part II)," Prodigy announces that he will "rock you in the face, stab your brain with your nose bone"; he will punch any false gangster in the face so hard that the cartilage from his nose will be pushed into the brain, causing the "shook one" to hemorrhage to death.  And that's only the 46 second mark. Prodigy threatens entire families and gangs, hailing himself as the most dominant gangster on the New York streets. His flow is incredibly clever, emphasizing the off-beat so to advance his murderous persona. Additionally, his pauses make it seem as if he is freestyling, making him appear that much more confident.

Havoc's verse is just as good, playing upon the phrases "mustard gas" and "in God we trust" in the very second line. While Prodigy's verse has better rhymes and flow overall, Havoc adds an element of self-reflection that is often lacking in gangsta rap songs: "Sometimes I wonder, "Do I deserve to live/Or am I going to burn in Hell for all the things I did." No sooner does he think this than does his gangster lifestyle kick back in, suggesting the cyclical nature of violence and how urban youths can be drawn into it. Havoc's verse ends on a warning note to any children who may end up drawn into the lifestyle, cautioning them about the insanely murderous adults (like Prodigy's character) who live in the dark corners of the city.

The chorus of "Shook Ones (Part II)" gains new meaning from each chorus. Prodigy's chorus is mocking and bitter, throwing scorn upon any false gangsters aspiring to ascend the criminal hierarchy. Such false gangsters are the "shook ones." Havoc's chorus is more concerned, with the "shook ones" being those young kids caught up in the chaos of gang violence, kids who don't want to be crooks but are nonetheless killed and arrested.

With its expertly crafted verses, its chilling chorus, and eerie, minimalist production, "Shook Ones (Part II)" is one of the most finely crafted gangsta rap songs ever. The only reason it isn't higher is lack of strong inflection: as vicious as Prodigy and Havoc's words are, their voices don't really fit the words. Their tone is somewhat off. Now, should Nas or Method Man have been spinning these rhymes, the song would have made the top fifty. As it is, it's one of the best remixes ever and a cornerstone of East Coast hip hop.

77. "C.R.E.A.M." - Wu-Tang Clan

The Wu-Tang Clan's influence on hip hop is incalculable. They were the group that introduced Ghostface Killah, GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Method Man, and Raekwon to the world, all of whom are considered amongst the top tier of rapping emcees. Leader RZA's production design on Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) laid the groundwork for all subsequent East Coat hip hop, including the work of the Notorious B.I.G. and Nas. However, it's difficult to distill all of that influence into a single Wu-Tang song. Few individual tracks from any Wu-Tang member or the Clan itself is of the same pedigree as the best song of non-Wu-Tang rappers, with one major exception. That exception is "C.R.E.A.M." or "Cash Rules Everything Around Me." A song addressing the harsh reality of a life dominated by capitalism, "C.R.E.A.M." has become something of a manifesto for all rappers trying to make their way in the world. It's still one of rap's strongest reflections on the ruthlessness of the materialistic world.

Oddly enough, "C.R.E.A.M." only features verses from two members of the Clan: Raekwon and Inspectah Deck. Raekwon comes out swinging, delivering lines loaded with his trademark triple entendres. Take the line: "Only way I be gettin' the G off was drug loot." The term "G off" could refer to rising to prominence as a gangster, acquiring money, or achieving sexual satisfaction. Throughout his verse, Raekwon describes how the Wu-Tang Clan and rapping saved him from a life of hustling drugs on the streets and running from the cops by clambering on fire escapes. The verse is very much to the point, and its concision helps it immensely.

Inspectah Deck's verse is far longer. While not as tightly packed with wordplay as Raekwon's, it tells a similarly vivid story of a man caught up in the same drug trade. Deck, on the other hand, gets caught by the police, finding out, to his horror, that life on the streets and life in a cell are equally bad. Unfortunately, Deck turns to drugs to numb himself to the pain; only with the help of the Wu-Tang Clan is he able to get out of his rut. His final words are a direct appeal to the urban youth, imploring them not to let the materialism of the era to trap them in the gangster lifestyle.

The production from RZA is some of his best. RZA frames the song around the classic 60s song from the Charmels, "As Long As I've Got You." But while the original was a seductively lush love song, "C.R.E.A.M." is dark and brooding, using the Charmels' piano introduction to tremendous effect. The descending trills suggest the perilous fall of innocence and youth that gangster culture engenders. Just as important is Method Man's vicious chorus, a chorus that leaves nothing to the imagination. Additionally, every inflection on "C.R.E.A.M." far outpaces "Shook Ones (Part II)." While the hazy psychedelic intro to the beat can be somewhat repetitive, the overall musical structure is still sound.

Though "C.R.E.A.M." isn't the hardest hitting rap song of the 90s, it is undoubtedly one of the most influential, being quoted in songs by countless successive emcees. With its chilling beat and excellent verses, "C.R.E.A.M." exposed the Wu-Tang Clan to the public in a way none of their other songs could match. Oddly enough, for a song denouncing the dangers of capital, "C.R.E.A.M." remains one of the Wu-Tang Clan's most successful songs. It deserves the cash.

76. "Woo-Hah!! Got You All in Check" - Busta Rhymes

I love weird. Weirdness in music can often lead to genuinely creative and incisive ideas. Frank Zappa, rock and roll's ultimate champion of weird, is one of my top ten favorite artists. But, in the 90s, weird music emerged in different outlets than standard avant-garde rock. Few were better than the first single of Busta Rhymes, "Woo-Hah!! Got You All in Check." While Busta Rhymes made his grand debut on A Tribe Called Quest's excellent "Scenario," it was on "Woo-Hah!!" that he really came into his own, the song in which he formally introduced himself as the weirdest rapper in the game.

Busta Rhymes's performance on "Woo-Hah!!" is nothing less than masterful. Rhymes has repeatedly proven himself to be one of rap's finest masters of flow. In addition to being one of the fastest rappers in history, Busta Rhymes can completely change his style from song to song or stanza to stanza. Busta's flow on "Woo-Hah!!" is erratic but nonetheless brilliant, often using triplet rhythms against the duples of the beat, nonetheless concluding his rhymes on the same beat. Busta even makes fun of his complex flow with the line, "which mother****** stole my flow?/eeenie, meanie, miney, moe," emphasizing the off-beat with each word. He simultaneously mocks rappers who would dare imitate his style while adding an element of surrealism in that someone might actually have taken away his ability to flow in a standard fashion.

"Woo-Hah!!"'s main lyrical conceit is its rhyme scheme: the chorus and verses all follow a single AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rhyming structure. Sixteen bars of a single rhyme is actually quite difficult to write while simultaneously creating a coherent story. Accordingly, Busta Rhymes frames his verses as a flurry of insults and brags, asserting his dominance over the rap game with an amalgamation of wordplay, allusions, and jokes. The chorus follows a similar structure, but it encourages the listener to headbang to the tune, to the point that one might "break [one's] neck" through so much dancing.

The beat from producer Rashad "Ringo" Smith is similarly insane and brilliant. The bulk of the production comes from a sample of Hair composer Galt McDermot's instrumental track, "Space." However, instead of sampling the piano line at its cadence, Smith takes the riff in the middle of its melodic line and loops it. The resulting melody resolves slightly but not completely, creating music just as disjointed as Rhymes's flow. Though such music would be a detriment to any other rapper, it only manages to enhance Busta Rhymes's persona. "Woo-Hah!!" seems to take us on a trip into the mind of a disturbed rapper, cussing his way through all his detractors. In spite of its bright tone, the music has a dark effect.

"Woo-Hah!! Got You All in Check" is a fantastic single from one of the best emcees of the 90s. In fact, it was so good as to get Busta Rhymes nominated for a Grammy. He regrettably lost the award to LL Cool J, especially disappointing seeing that both "Woo-Hah!!" and Nas's "If I Ruled the World" were nominated that same year. Nonetheless, "Woo-Hah!!" has managed to endure for a few decades whereas LL Cool J's "Hey Lover" has been mostly ignored. Creativity and weirdness have a staying power that cannot be matched.

75. "Brimful of Asha" - Cornershop

Many light pop songs have very complex subtexts. Most famous of these is likely Nena's "99 Luftballoons," a song that almost jubilantly welcomes the apocalypse. In a similar fashion, Dexys Midnight Runners' "Come On Eileen" is actually a breakout anthem of pure love enduring in spite of conservative oppression. The best 90s equivalent to these songs is Cornershop's "Brimful of Asha," a seemingly simple reggae-sounding song that reached the top of the British charts in 1998. Seeing as "Brimful of Asha" is a piece of cod reggae, a musical genre widely considered to be one of the least genuine and most insulting in all of music, one would think the song would be repugnant. Once one understands the song properly, though, one can appreciate its importance.

Cornershop provided an excellent breakdown of the song on their website, but I'll summarize the interpretation. "Brimful of Asha" is an ode to Indian cinema/Bollywood and the importance of said movies to escapism. India is an extremely turbulent country, what with the death of Indira Gandhi and the continued problems of the Kashmir valley; the carefree, musical environment of Bollywood often provides a spiritual escape for children. At the same time, most Bollywood stars do not sing their own music; rather, it is background singers like Asha Bhosle, the "Asha" of the title, who end up producing the main magic. Asha Bhosle is the Marni Nixon of Indian cinema, having sung over 12,000 songs in her career. In fact, the Guinness Book of World Records credits her as the most recorded artist in history. "Brimful of Asha" is a credit to those who produce joy in the world but who do not ask for tremendous payment or attention in return.

Most music critics tend to prefer the Fatboy Slim remix of this song, what with its accented drums and techno-beat. I, on the other hand, prefer the stripped down arrangement of the original. I like the subtle use of synthesizers to introduce the song and the strings that serve to close the song. I am especially fond of the simple but effective drum fills, fills which make each chorus and verse an individual experience. While the chord progression is a simple I-V-IV pop progression, the syncopated rhythm makes for an incredibly fun listen.

"Brimful of Asha" is a deceptively simple song with endless replay value and a fantastic set of lyrics. While not everyone will catch all the references, anyone who can will find one of the most delightfully intelligent songs of the 90s. It may have a cod reggae feel, but it transcends its mediocre genre to produce a truly excellent piece of music.

74. "Praise You" - Fatboy Slim

No DJ has made sampling sound more fun than Norman Cook, AKA Fatboy Slim. After all, he turned "Brimful of Asha" into a highly successful dance hit before it ever became a mainstream cod reggae song. The undisputed master of big beat music pioneered dozens of techniques now standard for college DJs and radio stations. But while the offshoots of his legacy have been less than exemplary, his own hits are extremely enjoyable. Case and point: "Praise You." While extremely simple musically, "Praise You" calls upon both generic and esoteric pop music tropes to produce one of the finest dance tracks of the 90s.

The main hook of "Praise You" is a descending chromatic piano riff, repeated ad infinitum. Oddly enough, this sample is a transposed snippet of a track called "Balance and Rehearsal" from a JBL album called Sessions, a record released by a headphones company featuring various sample music sounds. In essence, "Praise You" samples the demo tracks featured on a standard keyboard. Yet Fatboy Slim enhances this simple riff perfectly, adding in cowbells, a James Jamerson inspired bass lick, and a disco guitar lick taken from The Mickey Mouse Club. Throw in the standard beat pulses one would expect from a dance track, and one gets a more than satisfying dance track.

The singing comes from a track called "Take Yo' Praise" by Camille Yarbrough. One of the spoken word pioneers of rap music, along with the more well-known Gil-Scott Heron, Yarbrough fused Nina Simone-inspired soul with 70s funk guitar to create some truly powerful poetry. She's often considered one of the underrated forbears of late 80s and early 90s adult alternative. Her influence can be heard in artists ranging from Lauryn Hill to Tracy Chapman to... Fatboy Slim. Her sultry vocal is just unassuming enough for Fatboy Slim to transform it into a defining chant of the 90s.

"Praise You" might not be impressive today, considering that thousands of successive dance songs have aped its success. Nonetheless, for its time, it was a pioneering track. From its excellent beat to its varied sampling to its intense direction, "Praise You" fully understands what makes a great dance song. Hats off to you, Norman Cook.

73. "Regret" - New Order

New Order was one of the best bands of the 1980s. With songs like "Bizarre Love Triangle" and "True Faith" in their extensive catalogue, New Order provided some of the darkest, most thoughtful, most engaging pop tracks of their era. After several incredibly good releases in the 80s, New Order split from their record label. After releasing the Republic album in 1993, New Order broke up so to let the members explore solo projects. This move proved to be at pop music's detriment, as the pop charts rarely heard from bands as consistently good as New Order until the 2000s. At least the band left "Regret" as a testament to their brilliance.

Cited as the last great New Order song by bassist Peter Hook, "Regret" tells the story of two people in a relationship with an extremely rocky start. If one gives "Regret" a cursory listen, one could misconstrue the song as a plea for help. Rather, if all the lyrics are considered, "Regret" is a pure expression of joy. After several mis-steps in a relationship, the narrator has finally come to terms with his emotional partner. Now that the two are at peace and are happy with each other, neither regrets those misunderstandings and negative experiences of the past. The chorus feels truly alive, a rush of emotional finality and contentment. Normally, such sentiments do not bode well for creativity, but New Order makes it work.

"Regret" shows New Order making some clever updates to their sound. While not the most guitar-dominant band, New Order took some cues from U2 and added some reverb-focused effects to Bernard Sumner's guitar. After hearing such sparing guitar parts from Sumner ever since New Order's days as Joy Division, it's quite refreshing to hear a song so wonderfully huge. Furthermore, the guitar echo offers a sense of nostalgia to "Regret," an effect I rarely ever find in music. Just as good is Hook's bass line, providing a steady groove in the main chorus but a pulsing heartbeat in the bridge and post-chorus. Plus, he even throws in an incredible bass for good measure.

"Regret" is a soaring classic, keeping the best parts of 80s synth-pp alive in the 90s. Yet it has an edge very few synth-pop songs do. It managed to bridge the gap between the decades in a way few other songs could. Though "Regret" might have been New Order's last hurrah for the decade, it was an ending the fans could certainly respect. One could not ask for more of one of the best bands of the 80s.

72. "What They Do" - The Roots

I like to think of "What They Do" as a better version of "I Used to Love H.E.R." After all, unlike Common, the Roots actually play their own instruments. Every piece of music in "What They Do" comes from the band; even those pieces that are sampled are re-performed by the band rather than merely mixed in. And it's some of the best R&B of the 90s. The chorus alone is one of the smoothest pieces of music I've ever heard, with shimmering harmonies, delicate drums, precise hammer-ons and pull-offs, and a thumping bass line. It's a piece of music that could make artists like Roberta Flack and the Undisputed Truth jealous.

Furthermore, "What They Do" is another incisive critique of the excesses of gangsta rap. Though "What They Do" lacks the clear punchline and metaphoric weight of "I Used to Love H.E.R.," its insults are much more direct and to the point. "The principles of true hip-hop have been forsaken/it's all contractual and about money makin'" - there's no beating around the bush. The first verse is also rife with internal rhyme and clever wordplay. The Roots deliver a smackdown to faux-rappers like Vanilla Ice while demonstrating their own lyrical superiority.

But "What They Do" isn't purely destructive. The Roots' main emcee, Black Thought, builds up his own character. He doesn't rap because it's fun or because it makes him feel good. He genuinely wants to create an art that has been used throughout the past several decades to uplift the black community. Rather than focusing on creating dance jams, the Roots focus on creating music and rhymes one to which one listens. Enhancing the art and challenging the mind is the main goal of new music. Sure, the cash and limousines are part of the pop musician's lifestyle, but they should never be the overriding focus. Black Thought even dedicates his final verse to his writing process, including his way of re-interpreting his influences. He goes so far as to mentions the main sample of the song.

Best of all, the music of "What They Do" mirrors its lyrical aspirations. The guitar on the track is utterly spectacular, calling back the delicate strums of the jazz great Wes Montgomery. The synthesizer riff echoes of George Clinton and Stevie Wonder, while the bass line is clearly inspired by the greatest of the Motown bassists, James Jamerson. Even the whisp-like samples remind the listener of the magical sounds of Curtis Mayfield's Superfly. The Roots create a union of black American music, establishing "What They Do" as another song as part of a long, proud tradition.

"What They Do" is an expertly crafted musical track. While Black thought's inflections aren't the best, his flow and rhymes more than make up for his deficiencies. Furthermore, the attention to detail in the production is practically nonpareil. It's one of the finest hip-hop tracks the 90s produced, perhaps the greatest throwback hit of the decade.

71. "Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space" - Spiritualized

It's a genuine cop-out to call "Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space" other-worldly, what with Spiritualized being the premier space rock band of the 90s. Furthermore, to do so would be to utterly fall for the song's production value rather than its actual lyrical structure. Indeed, as complex and rich as "Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space" may sound, it's little more than a remix of Pachelbel's canon and Elvis Presley's "Can't Help Falling in Love." That being said, "Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space" is so good as to make the listener not care that the music is unoriginal. No chord progression is truly original; what matters is the execution. And no one has ever made the Pachelbel sequence more ethereal and dream-like than Spiritualized.

The production of "Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space" makes the song seem as if a conversation between two astronauts... floating in space. Both are at different places in their romantic life, with one using the loneliness of space to console himself in heartbreak, while the other quotes Elvis in declaring his love to a woman. Ultimately, the latter astronaut breaks through, championing love as a force beyond space and time. While the despairing astronaut gets in a few more repetitions of his line, the second astronaut ends up triumphing, eventually articulating two lines to the despairing astronaut. A third voice joins in, discussing the sheer mystery of the world around us and love's profound effect on us. The song then ends.

I, however, prefer the original studio version of the song, the one not censored by the Presley estate. In this track, a massive choir sings "Can't Help Falling in Love" in the last minute of the song instead of the third voice. The sample has a stirring effect, triggering our collective nostalgia for one of the best and sappiest love songs ever. The use of the classic Elvis tune anchors the depths of space in the simplest yet most complex expression of humanity possible: "I love you." By the same token, "Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space" also highlights just how alien love can be for those who have not felt it. It's at once an ode to complexity of feeling as it as an ode to love conquering the cosmos.

Each pulse on "Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space" works. From the shimmering of the synthesizer line to the creaks and whistles of the intercom, the song does sound atmospheric. The distortion on the vocals is also spectacular, filtering the humanity of the singer through a device rather than receiving it in the raw. Yet the production never takes away from the unifying concept of the song or its melodic composition. It's a tightly knit piece in which each detail matters. As far as electronic rock is concerned, that is my primary concern as a critic.

"Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space" might be a bit too technological for pure rock fans, but any fan of music in general is bound to enjoy it to some extent. While the rest of the Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space record is more than fair game for criticism, this one song is wholly transcendent as opposed to the rest of the material. Spiritualized managed to outdo themselves with this track, a spectacular song for a new age of music.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Top 100 Best Songs of the 1990s: Part 2 (90-81)

Let's keep the list a-rolling...

90. "I Used to Love H.E.R." - Common Sense

Several hardcore hip-hop fans might be disappointed in my placing this song so low, but I have my reasons. "I Used to Love H.E.R." is one of the most admired story-telling raps in history, with About.com ranking it as the best rap song ever written. It's a bait and switch song with a punch-line now famous in the annals of popular music. Though simple in its conceit, "I Used to Love H.E.R." ends up being an extremely powerful song in its duality; it can be read two wholly different ways while reaching two similarly powerful conclusions.

Throughout the song, Common Sense (now known as Common) discusses his long-standing relationship with an unnamed girl. Said girl manages to capture his heart and his career, as she becomes drawn to his raps. Eventually, she moves to the West Coast and begins using her image for money, practically prostituting herself. In the final verse, Common Sense reveals that the "girl" in question is actually hip-hop music itself: the music has abandoned its soulful, Afrocentric South Bronx in favor of the G-funk, gangster rap of the West Coast. However, should one choose to ignore the last couplet, the song's clever lyrics still hold up as a story about an actual girl.

If we do accept the possibility of "I Used to Love H.E.R." being about an actual girl, some issues arise. Could not Common Sense's criticisms of the girl and hip-hop be unfair to female sexual autonomy (at least so far as third-wave feminism is concerned) and hip-hop's musical development? Perhaps. I, however, like to think Common Sense manages to allay these concerns. In the second verse, the girl/hip-hop is clearly free to make her own choices. The girl has full sexual autonomy and uses it. Similarly, hip hop has plenty of musical diversity to keep it going. Even the initial move to the West Coast is not seen as a bad thing: the girl still manages herself well and hip-hop is still a musically interesting genre. Common Sense has an issue when producers and manipulative boyfriends begin controlling hip-hop/the girl's path. He blames the pimp, not the prostitute. By the same token, he doesn't blame the whole West Coast for hip-hop's stagnation, but only those rappers who would write limp, passionless hip-hop songs (such as Dr. Dre's "Nuthin' But a G Thang," a highly acclaimed hip hop song that will not be featured on this list because of its terrible lyricism). Most of all, Common Sense has hope that the girl/hip-hop can make the right choices and return to its roots.

"I Used to Love H.E.R." is a pointed, highly effective hip hop classic. Why, then, is it so low on the list? Personally, I find the beat to be somewhat unmemorable. Sure the "yes, yes ya'll, you don't stop" chorus hearkens back to the early age of hip-hop, but the rest of the beat is somewhat limp. The track centers around George Benson's "The Changing World," a fairly average jazz song. While the beat certainly works for the song, it's just not as energetic as other hip-hop songs of the 90s. The music is just a bit too laid back to compete with the absolute best of the 90s rap songs, and it's not wholly suitable for the song's tone. "I Used to Love H.E.R." is proof that a song needs both strong music and lyrics in order to climb its way to the top of this list.

89. "3 A.M." - Matchbox Twenty

Pop music criticism and rock music criticism have rarely ever gotten along, more often than not due to rock criticism's overwhelmingly high standards and pop criticism's ridiculously low standards. Usually, I tend to err on the side of high standards and rock critics. However, there are a few times when rock criticism tends to completely ignore the quality and impact of good pop songs outside certain beloved niche genres. Matchbox Twenty's "3 A.M." is one of those times.

The critical backlash against Matchbox Twenty is a phenomenon that continues to baffle me. The band members are more than competent when it comes to playing their instruments. Rob Thomas is an excellent baritone singer. The songwriting is simple while containing enough complexity in the instrumentation to carry multiple listens. But while said simplicity is enough to carry songs like "Bent" and "Push" to the status of mere enjoyability, it is enough to secure "3 A.M."'s overall greatness through its deception. Though extremely simple and direct in its approach, "3 A.M." uses its seemingly bright atmosphere to disguise a song about teenage pain and development.

Rob Thomas wrote "3 A.M." about his mother who was diagnosed with cancer when Thomas was 12. The lyrics express his fear about his mother's potential death as the cancer spreads: "And she only sleeps when it's raining/And she screams, and her voice is straining." The rain serves as a metaphor for illness and suffering, a near constant presence throughout the song. The chorus is joyous only reluctantly, struggling through the pain to declare the Thomas family's endurance. Fortunately, Thomas's mother made a recovery, but the song ends on a sadder note. When the rain finally stops, we are left with only one grave conclusion.

The critical blindspot most 90s rock fans have for "3 A.M." is a lamentable one. Fortunately, the pop charts recognized the song's greatness and carried the song all the way to the top of the Canadian pop charts and number three on the American pop charts. Thomas has since been given a Starlight Award from the Songwriter Hall of Fame for his work with Matchbox Twenty: with a song as good as "3 A.M." under Thomas's belt, I cannot fault the Hall for its decision.

88. "Rebel Girl" - Bikini Kill

The rarity of genuine feminist songs is a blight on the face of rock and roll as a serious art form. Only two songs of the type really come to mind prior to the 90s: Aretha Franklin's "Respect" and Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman," only one of which is actually good. During the 90s, however, a new genre of feminist music emerged: riot grrrl. Riot grrrl is a subset of punk music featuring nearly all-female bands singing radically feminist music. It's almost militant in its approach, hammering in themes of personal privacy, sexual openness, and gender inequality with the force of a howitzer. Though I was tempted to give a spot to Sleater-Kinney's "Dig Me Out," the best song by riot grrrl's best band, I knew the rank would ultimately fall to "Rebel Girl," the song that ultimately started the movement.


One of the most aggressive and militant sounding songs of the 90s, “Rebel Girl” makes a statement from the very first blast of guitar. This song is up close and brutal in its honesty, with one of the raunchiest guitar licks of the decade and an uncompromising attitude. Lead singer Kathleen Hannah, arguably the most important figure in all of riot grrrl, sounds like Cree Summer if she was woken up at four in the morning. Oddly enough, though, this all works in the song’s favor. The marching drum beat is a practical call to arms, with the whole might of the band joining in on the triumphant chorus. Though the song is lyrically ambiguous (Is it celebrating the sexually liberated woman? Is it an ode to lesbianism? I don't know.), the attitude is unmistakable.

"Rebel Girl"'s importance to 90s punk and the riot grrrl cannot be understated. However, I cannot in good conscience place it any higher on this list. The song shares the same chord progression, melody, and attitude with a 70s song by another all-female group: "Cherry Bomb" by the Runaways. That being said, I have no problems listening to the song and appreciating it for what it is. After all, Led Zeppelin's entire first album is copy-pasted works of Willie Dixon and Howlin' Wolf turned up to eleven. Thus, I like to think of "Rebel Girl" as a continuation of "Cherry Bomb" into a new decade rather than a simple rehash. It builds upon the legacy of feminism to form a whole new musical movement.

87. "On the Run" - Kool G Rap and DJ Polo

"Gangsta" rap: the words are divisive upon their very utterance. During the 90s, gangsta rap completely dominated the entire world of hip-hop, with one's "street cred" being almost a prerequisite to one's making it as a rapper. Thus, the genre formed a division between the hip-hop purists of the 80s, still listening to their Marley Marl and Run-DMC records, and the more aggressive fans of the 90s, flocking to the music of Ice-T. Even worse was the political divisiveness, as politicians like future Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush criticized the genre for glamorizing violence and correlating with higher crime rates. Nonetheless, the genre gave birth to some of the greatest lyrical rap songs ever developed. One such song comes from the original hip-hop mafioso, Kool G Rap: the classic "On the Run."

"On the Run" is one of the all-time great story-telling raps. A drug middleman who makes deliveries for the mob finds his life too oppressive and decides to break from the mob. He steals several thousand dollars worth of cocaine, proceeding to head out on the lamb with his wife and son. The Luciano crime family comes in hot pursuit; Kool G Rap then takes out the entire mob in a Dirty Harry-esque fashion. The story is patently ridiculous, but Kool G Rap's effortless flow and confident delivery makes it incredibly compelling. After all, it's a far better story-telling rap than A Tribe Called Quest's "I Left My Wallet in El Segundo" - a story-telling rap song whose story doesn't extend much further than the title. Furthermore, one could interpret the entire story as a sham; perhaps Kool G Rap has been shot by the mob for his treachery and is living out his fantasy inside his head,f all the while bleeding out on the street corner. The bleak tone of the production certainly suggests an even darker undercurrent to the narrative.

Speaking of the production, DJ Polo does an incredible job. Rap has always used Motown samples to its advantage, but few samples work so effectively as "On the Run"'s quoting the Temptations' 1970 psychedelic soul classic, "Ball of Confusion (That's What the World Is Today)." The simple chanting of "run, run, run, but you sure can't hide" brings the two songs into conversation: the chaotic and violent world of Kool G Rap is a byproduct of the ball of confusion the Temptations inveighed against back in the 70s. The main beat comes from saxophonist Joe Farrell's "Canned Funk," and it's a dark groove emulating a cautious heartbeat.

Granted, "On the Run" isn't perfect. The casual sexism directed towards Kool G Rap's girlfriend is excessive and doesn't add to the song. Furthermore, while the flow is effective, Kool G Rap doesn't dabble in too much wordplay, as opposed to his successors. All the same, "On the Run" christened mafiosi rap as a legitimate subgenre of gangsta rap. If it weren't for "On the Run" and singles like it, Nas's landmark Illmatic might never have been released. But that's a discussion for later.

86. "Iris" - Goo Goo Dolls

It is likely my generation at work, but there seems to be a bias towards defending 90s "guilty pleasures" as opposed to guilty pleasures of the 70s and 80s. I've heard defenses of songs like OMC's "How Bizarre," Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5," the Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way," Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You," and Hanson's "Mmmbop" - all songs I am more than willing to throw into the trash and never listen to again. Oddly enough, though, I haven't heard any strong defenses of the Goo Goo Dolls' massive 1998 single, "Iris." Certainly, "Iris" has plenty of sins as far as 90s pop songs are concerned - it's schmaltzy, it's massively overplayed, it's part of a soundtrack to a Nicolas Cage movie - but I feel those sins are minor compared to the song's many, many virtues.

Most of the complaints levied at "Iris" point directly to the lyrics - a pile of mushy, gushy love lyrics about people failing to understand the protagonist. In many ways, "Iris" represents all of 90s alternative rock's relentlessly commercial self-loathing wrapped up in one song. In my opinion, the music manages to completely make up for the song's lyrical failings. People tend to forget that "Iris" is an extremely rich musical piece, switching its time signature from 3/4 to 4/4 during the bridge in order to suggest the passing of time. Furthermore, the guitars are tuned in D, offering a hopeful quality as opposed to the typically emotionless standard tuning. Though the lyrics are admittedly limp and cliché, the music itself suggests moving past these clichés and into a broader future.

Even more impressive is the sound production. After the success of "Name," the Goo Goo Dolls were given access to more studio tools. The upgraded resources show. "Iris" sounds massive: violins, mandolins, drums, cellos, guitars, bass, doubled vocals - they all fit and they all work. The 3/4 primary time signature is also effect, creating an almost circular effect in the triplet articulations. "Iris" almost becomes a world unto itself in its musical rotation. The musical breakdown in the bridge is a perfect emotional breakdown as well, with the staccato articulations setting up a simple but effective guitar solo. As the feedback cools down, so to do the listener's emotions.

To top it off, "Iris" is a beautiful song. Sometimes, that's just enough. Call it a guilty pleasure if you will: I call it a genuinely good pop song.

85. "Cannonball" - The Breeders

I love the Pixies. Doolittle is one of my all-time favorite albums, and "Monkey Gone to Heaven" is one of the greatest songs of the 80s. That being said, I'm not so much a fan of the two Pixies albums released in the 90s, Bossanova and Trompe Le Monde. They don't have the same punch of the Pixies' 80s material. Also, I've never been as big a fan of the Pixies' songs featuring bassist Kim Deal on vocals: it's not that she's a bad singer or anything, but these songs just aren't as memorable as those sung by Black Francis/Frank Black. Fortunately, Kim Deal found a new outlet in which to display her considerable talents as a guitarist, vocalist, and songwriter: the Breeders. And their magnum opus, "Cannonball," is a blast of indie rock bliss.

"Cannonball" isn't really one song; it's more of a combination of several incomplete songs. However, much like the Beatles' "A Day in the Life," "Cannonball" does not suffer from a lack of cohesion. Rather, the musical elements of the album meld together quite nicely. Josephine Wiggs's bass line anchors the song into a steady groove, allowing the rest of the instrumentation to fall neatly into place. Also impressive is Jim MacPherson's drum work: he effectively uses snare drum and the rise cymbal to create an almost melodic drum line. That little bit of jazz flavor really enhances the overall song. Kim Deal's seductive vocal is also effective in its coyness, switching from innocent and twee to raw and forceful. Josephine Wiggs and rhythm guitarist Tanya Donnelly also create enjoyable backing harmonies, allowing Kim Deal's main line to shine that much more.

"Cannonball" even takes some time to innovate. The opening blast of microphone feedback demonstrates how noise can be used to actually develop a musical idea, as opposed to Nirvana's "Serve the Servants," released that same year.  The sparsity of the musical elements in the song's introduction advanced the notion of "building" a song that would come to define many of the decade's best indie rock songs. Even the howling microphone feedback that occasionally permeates the verses would come back in the songs of groups like Collective Soul.

Though its lyrics aren't impressive, "Cannonball" has enough musical diversity and swagger to lift it into the pantheon of great 90s music. It's the finest Pixies-penned song of the 90s in a decade that seemed to be about wholly copying the Pixies' schtick. Leave it to Kim Deal herself to show the rest of the world how to write a Pixies song correctly.

84. "Hideaway" - The Olivia Tremor Control

Few groups of musicians are more important to indie rock than the Elephant 6 Recording Company. An indie label noted for its fixation on late 60s pop, the Elephant 6 Recording Company was noted for a variety of throwback indie groups that would later come under its label, such as The Apples in Stereo and Of Montreal. The most successful of these groups, critically, is Neutral Milk Hotel, with their album In the Aeroplane Over the Sea being hailed as one of the greatest albums ever written (an album I don't actually like). In my opinion, though, the greatest of the Elephant 6 Recording Company artists is the Olivia Tremor Control, a group whose Beatlesque pop sound would produce some of the best indie songs of the decade. I considered "Jumping Fences" for this list, but I ultimately had to choose the nigh flawless "Hideaway."

"Hideaway" is a pop song so perfect that it's difficult to put just what makes it so great into words. I could endlessly praise the choice to double singer Bill Doss's vocals, the Pet Sounds-inspired sound collage at the song's opening, the use of major sevenths to create subtle emotional dissonances, the staccato of the trumpets, and every other individual musical element in the song. But to praise any one element is to ignore a half dozen others. The song doesn't come in through individual instruments and melodic lines; rather, it washes over the listener, embracing him/her in a lush foam of sounds. "Hideaway" creates its own little sonic universe, as if the band is surrounding the listener and playing right to him/her.

"Hideaway" also manages to avoid most of the lyrical traps of 90s indie pop songs, using its relatively erudite vocabulary sparingly and effectively. No other song can use "apathy" and "obliques" within the course of two minutes without firing off "pretension" warnings, but "Hideaway" does so effortlessly. The song's ultimate chorus - "So long, Sekhu; goodbye, Ren" - is an allusion to the William S. Burrough's novel, The Western Lands: a book itself referencing the passage of time discussed in the Egyptian Book of the Dead. The intention: the loss of the body/the remains is not nearly so important as coming to grips with one's emotions/spirituality. The references serve to enhance "Hideaway'"s relatively simple message - embrace one's own personal intricacies and celebrate one's individuality - rather than obfuscate it. One can enjoy the song with or without reading The Western Lands; it's just an extra treat if one has.

"Hideaway" is pure auditory joy. If this were merely a list of my favorite songs of the 90s, "Hideaway" could have easily ascended a few dozen spots. However, its overall influence on the decade is rather limited. Thus, it must linger in the bottom quarter of the list. Nonetheless, it, and the rest of the Olivia Tremor Control's catalogue, still stands as some of the finest psychedelic pop the 90s have to offer.

RIP Bill Doss.

83. "Mother '93" - Danzig

Late 70s-80s hard rock once dominated the mainstream rock charts. However, after 1982, it became increasingly rare for AC/DC and Black Sabbath inspired hard rock hits to hit the top of the charts. Necessarily, as the demand for these hard rock songs fell, so too did the supply. By the 1990s, the genre was operating almost purely for the sake of niche markets, and the quality had dropped off severely. But a few strong contenders remained. While AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" is the more common choice for a list like this, Brian Johnson's then-(and now)-tired vocals drag the song off the list completely. Instead, I turn to a far more interesting hard rock icon: Glenn Danzig.

Danzig was once the lead singer of the seminal hardcore punk band, Misfits. Known for his extremely powerful and accomplished vocals in a genre that favored pure screaming, Danzig made his name by practically inventing horrorcore punk, one of the most intense subgenres of music in pop music history. Eventually, Danzig disbanded Misfits to embark on a variety of musical projects. Undoubtedly his most successful project was his eponymous band, Danzig: a band responsible for releasing some of the best hard rock of the 80s and 90s. The foremost song of his catalogue: the 1988 single, "Mother."

However, the version of this song that makes this list is the live release, "Mother '93," one of the rare live recordings that manages to trump the studio version. A re-recording so energetic as to make most audiences completely forget the original, "Mother '93" is one of the most testosterone-filled songs in existence. Danzig tears into the melody as if a rabid Rottweiler. The guitar solo is as powerful and effective as the original, enhanced by subtle echo effects on the bent notes. John Christ is a rather underrated guitarist, and he more than makes a name for himself with his blends of riffs and solos. The production is nonpareil: sound engineers don't come much better than Rick Rubin. This is a re-release that more than fits the bill.

Additionally, "Mother '93" breaks the mold of most meat-headed hard rock tracks by having genuinely interesting lyrical content. "Mother '93" is addressed to the mother of potential hard rock listeners, castigating them for not permitting their children to listen to rock music; simultaneously, Danzig invites the mother to listen to the rock music for herself and enjoy it for what it is. Danzig wrote "Mother" in reaction to the rise of Tipper Gore and the Parents Music Resource Center, a group intent on putting warning labels on CDs so to warn parents of potentially offensive musical content. Perhaps the greatest irony of the entire lyrical debacle is the inherent hypocrisy of Gore and the other PMRC members: they themselves were of the generation that got the hyper-sexual rock and roll movement started in the first place. Their complaining about Glenn Danzig is no better than their parents complaining about Elvis Presley.

"Mother '93" is a blast of pure energy disguising a subversive message that is geared as much towards parents as it is for kids. With this track, Danzig proved he could go beyond merely scaring parents and instead cause them to think. Glenn Danzig would go on to call "Mother" the best song he's ever written, and I tend to agree. It's a song as intelligent as brainless rock songs can get.

82. "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" - Jay-Z

My most recent review was the 2014 remake of Annie: needless to say, I didn't like the movie very much. See the actual review for my thoughts, but at least part of my disappointment comes from the fact that the movie failed to capitalize on Jay-Z's complete re-appropriation of the musical's "It's a Hard Knock Life" in his greatest 90s track, "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)." Often considered the song that launched Jay-Z into the public consciousness, "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" manages to overcome the materialistic and sexist content of much of the verses through its combination of clever sampling and expert lyricism.

Jay-Z's flow on "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" is quite possibly his slickest ever put to record. He navigates enjambments, syncopations, and internal rhymes nigh effortlessly, putting many lesser rappers to shame. He even goes so far as to compare himself to his fellow East Coast rapper, the Notorious B.I.G., often cited as the greatest flow rapper of all time. Each of his verses tells a different part of his ascension to the top of the rap world. The first illustrates the harsh realities of Shawn Carter's selling cocaine on the streets during his teenage years; the second progresses to his development of his rap career, particularly the skill he demonstrated on his first album, Reasonable Doubt; the final verse presents Jay-Z as the undisputed king of the rap world. 27 years later, and he's still on top.

Equally important to "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" is the re-appropriation of the chorus from Annie's "It's a Hard Knock Life." In the original movie, "It's a Hard Knock Life" served to illustrate the frustration of young children at doing all the chores for an abusive orphanage owner and their anger at never being shown any love. "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" goes a step further, using the sample to illustrate black Americans' frustration at being held down and given no assistance from a society still generally dominated by whites, a matter of systemic racism that is the center of most of 2015's US domestic policy controversies. Coincidentally enough, Jay-Z and producer The 45 King had to jump through their own legal hurdles in order to use the sample without getting sued; Jay-Z ended up lying and telling the producers of the film that Annie was a tremendous influence on his life in order to get the sample cleared. Needless to say, "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" more than satisfies modern fair use standards for sampling: the throbbing bass and accented percussion blasts make the chorus that much more intense. 

That being said, some can raise legitimate concerns about the song's lyrical content. Indeed, on its face, most of "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" can be considered a standard cash-cars-hoes brag rap serving only to inflate the rapper's ego: a trope so common to rap music as to be downright suffocating. Even worse, the materialism expressed in the first verse might suggest that "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem" feeds into a shallow hip-hop culture that is at best short-sighted and at worst outright misogynistic and classist. But, should one look closer at the lyrics, there are actually some key mitigating factors. Consider the line, "I flow for chicks wishin'/they ain't have to strip to pay tuition." Properly interpreted, the line indicates that Jay-Z gave many of the proceeds from his rap career to girls he knew so that they might not have to prostitute themselves to pay for their education, a noble deed that Jay-Z actually did in real life. "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" is full of similar lines, making it far more than a standard brag rap.

"Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" turned Jay-Z into a superstar and established him as one of the seminal East Coast rappers. Unfortunately, at the time, Jay-Z was neither the best nor the most influential rapper on the scene, with both Nas and Notorious B.I.G. trouncing him in terms of influence and quality. Granted, after the 2000s hit, few rappers would be able to match him, as The Blueprint and The Black Album would make Jay-Z an undeniable legend in his own right. But, as far as the 90s are concerned, Jay-Z is only a welterweight. That being said, "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" is one hell of a hook.

81. "November Rain" - Guns n' Roses

Much like its more muscle-bound companion exemplified by "Mother '93", the power ballad died fast and died hard in the 1990s. Epic tracks along the lines of "Stairway to Heaven," "Hotel California," and "Free Bird" were nowhere to be seen and were laughably bad whenever they were seen. However, even in the midst of a dark period for rock epics, it's still difficult to see Guns n' Roses as the standard bearer for a dying genre. In my eyes, Guns n' Roses is one of the most overhyped groups of the 80s, lavished with unwarranted critical attention for one good song ("Welcome to the Jungle") and two overrated albums. They were not innovators nor were they the sole defenders of traditional hard rock in a decade mired in hair metal. That being said, "November Rain" is one of the most incredible power ballads ever recorded.

I've never liked Guns n' Roses more famous power ballad, "Sweet Child O' Mine," due to its tremendous lack of emotional immediacy. The exact opposite applies to "November Rain": for once, I genuinely believe Axl Rose cares about what he's singing. "November Rain" practically condenses much of the drama of Hemingway's A Farewell to Arms into nine minutes, telling a story of love lost yet cherished in the moment. When Axl Rose sings "do you need some time on your own?," he's almost eloquent in his phrasing, a adjective one can rarely ever ascribe to Axl Rose. None of the individual lyrics are particularly profound, but the overall sentiment tells a much bigger story than any one specific line. It seems almost paradoxical to claim "less is more" is at work in "November Rain," but the idea is certainly alive and well in the lyrics.

The production of "November Rain" is also some of the finest on any power ballad. The orchestra, the mixing, the drum crashes: everything is in its right place. Axl Rose's piano is even subtle enough to drive the musical gestures home. There seems to be a musical theme of distance, with the audio levels on the strings and piano being much lower than those of the guitar and drums. In addition, Axl Rose's vocals are doubled, creating an internal echo further distancing the listener. We behold the full majesty of the song in all its nine minute glory.

Then there are Slash's guitar solos. Commenting on their quality is somewhat difficult, as all three have been cited as some of the very best guitar solos in rock history. The howls of the first two solos ache with the same pain as Jimi Hendrix's classic "Little Wing" while the final solo is as haunting as Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb." Furthermore, Slash never needs to compromise technical skill for emotional payoff. We get both, and we're thus dually awed.

Though perhaps too flashy for its own good and overly expensive in the execution of its music video, "November Rain" is nonetheless the best power ballad of the 90s. Certainly, the decade was better at representing emotional subtlety than emotional extremes, but "November Rain" proves that the raw emotions of the 80s had not fully left the soundscape. It may have been a dying gasp from a dying genre, but "November Rain" left quite the impression.